Amidst the reports of all these idiots suing Apple because they were dumb enough to pay $600 for an iPhone only for the price to drop a few months later (how could they not see that coming?), here's a bigger idiot.
This lady showed up just before the stores opened on launch day. She had $16k in cash and planned to buy every iPhone in the store to sell them on eBay for a profit. She paid the kid at the front of the line $800 for his spot so she'd have first grabs. Aside from the fact that iPhones only sold for retail value on eBay (actually losing money after listing and PayPal fees), she got another nasty surprise.
It's nice to see a horrible bitch get hers. :)