Spelling Bee Winner

This is why, if you home school your kids, you need to give them healthy social outlets. I don't know if I should laugh, or feel bad for this kid. Maybe I should just beat the crap out of his parents.

Trading Spouses

I hate reality shows. That said, this one episode is an absolute gem. They put a mother who's a close minded obsessive Christian (the bad kind) in a family who were "new age." The father had a radio show where he talked about reading fortunes (the co-host was gay and it really freaked her out). She refused to even listen to anything they ever said.

At the end of the show, when she returned to her family (who loved the open minded and kind mother from the new age family), she had a break down and freaked out. It was one of the funniest TV moments ever. The ending is the funniest part, too.

NO SMOKING!

I'd love to do this to any jerk off that thinks it's okay to smoke in a public rest room. Totally awesome!



Sorry for the auto play, but that's why I just listed links in the previous entry.

Cell phones

I like this band's style. Don't try and talk on your cell phone at their shows.

Kevin Smith Fights Back

Kevin Smith is the writer of many great comedies: Clerks, Clerks 2, Chasing Amy, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, Dogma, etc. He also played the role of Silent Bob in all of them. That's really funny if you've ever met him. He's not silent at all.

Smith gives the best interviews ever, and he does a lot of Q&A sessions at comic book conventions (I've been to two now). The problem with these is that some people can ask some seriously dumb questions. The great part is how funny his replies to them are. Here's one caught on film.

Verizon

I work in a call center environment. That said, I work in the best call center in the world (2004-2007) and I work on real things like people's insurance needs, not cell phones.

Verizon can't seem to train or properly inform their employees about their rates. They should be ashamed of what this guy was able to do.


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Wrestling Around the World (part 4)

In America, wrestling is a joke.

Don't touch the glass!

So some janitors in France got tired of cleaning the glass on these doors because people couldn't use their brain and open them with the handle. What did they do? They removed the glass and video taped the results.

This is one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen!

Chacarron

How the fuck did this make it to the #1 spot in England?!

Not so hot now, eh?

Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mysterious

This one comes from Chris (who needs to let me give him posting rights on here, already).

Watch the disclaimers at the bottom.

Blonde Ditz Sues Downmarket ex-Lover over Web Slander

Really amusing Judge Judy case about internet slander.

Always wear your helmet!

Always wear a helmet. Specifically a full-face one. I say that as someone who rides 80 miles a day, every day, year round.

The guy in this video robbed a bank, then negotiated a motorcycle to get away on. Too bad the cops in Spain play rough!

iPhone

Amidst the reports of all these idiots suing Apple because they were dumb enough to pay $600 for an iPhone only for the price to drop a few months later (how could they not see that coming?), here's a bigger idiot.

This lady showed up just before the stores opened on launch day. She had $16k in cash and planned to buy every iPhone in the store to sell them on eBay for a profit. She paid the kid at the front of the line $800 for his spot so she'd have first grabs. Aside from the fact that iPhones only sold for retail value on eBay (actually losing money after listing and PayPal fees), she got another nasty surprise.

It's nice to see a horrible bitch get hers. :)

Amazing...

How to make a total ass of yourself on The Price is Right. Wow.

"I do what I want!"

I can't look at this without thinking of Eric Cartman, from South Park. "Whateva! I do what I wunt!"

How do parents let their kids get like this?

He had it coming

Great Judge Judy case. Some guy tries to sue a lady for pouring Pepsi on his head for talking in a movie. Judy sets him straight.

And this guy is supposed to represent us?

George Bush trying to give a speech. I wish this was edited in some way, but it's not. This is really sad.

Seriously, don't insult the judge!

Yet another idiot insulting a judge. This one is from The People's Court.

Never insult a judge

I love Judge Judy. Say what you want about me, but I find it very entertaining. There's something really nice about watching her tell off idiots and assholes. Here's one of my personal favorites.